The last few posts really have been fucking stinkers, haven't they?
So I think it's best if I hang up my pen for a while. You know, until I get a bit better.
'What's this, Dave?', you may ask. 'A rare show of self-awareness? Humility even?'
Well, it may interest you to know that I am very self aware. (It's hard not to be when you're this fucking good! HA HA! I'm even funny when I'm serious!) And I am also incredibly humble. I'm terrifically, incredibly humble. I'm more humble than any other fucker out there.
For that reason, I want every post on this blog to be as amazing as I am. As you can imagine, that's not easy. (I'm not even sure it's possible.)
So, for now, take care of yourself, fellow marketing professional. Thank you all sincerely for tuning in. May your logo be bigger than your competitor's.
Naturally, it won't be bigger than mine.
Why? Because I AM THE CLIENT!