Friday, 9 July 2010

Thomas Cook. More Knockles than Knockles!

Thomas Cook are demanding a signing-on fee from agencies. They want a cool million quid from the agency that has their account.


All the time I was paying agencies to work for me, I should have been asking for that money back as payment for the pleasure of doing it! In fact, while we're on the subject, why the fuck should I pay agencies at all? Shouldn't they pay ME? After all, I'm giving them work, which is a Good Thing. Shouldn't they pay for that Good Thing? Why should they get a Good Thing for shit-all? They've being conning us all along, the fuckers!

Thanks, Thomas Cook. Thanks for showing us all the right way to do things. I'm slightly embarrassed I didn't cook this wheeze up myself, but you can be darn sure I'll be using it from now on - and so will every other client in the world! Ker-fucking-ching!

While we're on the subject, however, I think it only fair that I get a fee from Thomas Cook for having to sit through the Redknapps' fucking wedding video. Here it is. Try not to puke, shit yourself or pull your foreskin over your head, stick dynamite up your clacker and jump through a window. This is not a Good Thing. This is a Bad Thing, and I want my cunting money.

Agency boys - prepare for a new way of being fucked in the ear!



  1. "optimum profitability and customer delight" - swallowed a text book Dave or got a mission statement up your arse?

  2. Shame, shame, shame Thomas Cook. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. I encourage everyone in the industry who finds this behaviour abhorrent to call their local Thomas Cook branch and ask them to pay you £1000 for the opportunity to provide a quote for your next trip. And keep doing it. If they ask why then tell them you are just doing to them what their company is doing to the industry. The IPA should ask their members to contact Thomas Cook and say they are tendering their millions of pounds in travel. And then ask £10,000 to tender for it. Treat them as they are treating the industry. Bullies only learn a lesson if there is consequences. Lets show them the consequences of their greedy actions.